Behold, the official uniform for the mentally meticulous. Do you specialize in turning a one-sentence email into a three-act play? Have you mapped out 17 possible outcomes for a meeting that hasn't even been scheduled yet? Congratulations, you're not just an overthinker—you're a professional.
This t-shirt is made from fabric soft enough to soothe your frayed nerves and durable enough to withstand countless late nights spent dissecting a coworker's use of a period instead of an exclamation point. Wear it to your next "quick sync" as a silent acknowledgment that while everyone else is talking, you're already on your fourth level of strategic analysis.
Part of our 9-to-5 Survivor Collection, this tee is for anyone whose main KPI is "scenarios explored per minute."
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, comfortable feel. - Knit in one piece without side seams to reduce fabric waste and enhance appearance. - Ribbed collar with seam retains its shape for long-lasting wear. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching and ensuring a polished look. - Ethically produced, certified for safety and quality, making it a conscious choice.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Width, in
18.00
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28.00
Length, in
28.00
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33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
