Behold, the official uniform for the mentally meticulous. Do you specialize in turning a one-sentence email into a three-act play? Have you mapped out 17 possible outcomes for a meeting that hasn't even been scheduled yet? Congratulations, you're not just an overthinker—you're a professional.
This t-shirt is made from fabric soft enough to soothe your frayed nerves and durable enough to withstand countless late nights spent dissecting a coworker's use of a period instead of an exclamation point. Wear it to your next "quick sync" as a silent acknowledgment that while everyone else is talking, you're already on your fourth level of strategic analysis.
Part of our 9-to-5 Survivor Collection, this tee is for anyone whose main KPI is "scenarios explored per minute."
Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape - Stabilized shoulder seams prevent stretching - Durable double needle sewing on hem - Side seams maintain shirt's shape - Made from a blend of cotton and polyester for added comfort
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
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Width, in
17.00
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Length, in
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Sleeve length from center back, in
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17.00
18.00
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
