Behold, the official uniform for your next "mandatory fun" team-building exercise or the meeting that absolutely should have been an email. This t-shirt is woven from 100% pure, unadulterated apathy and premium cotton, making it breathable enough to survive the stuffy conference room and soft enough to cry into during your lunch break. It’s a wearable billboard that silently screams what your soul has been whispering all day. As the latest masterpiece from our 9-to-5 Survivor Collection, it boldly declares to Karen from accounting and your micromanaging boss, "I'm not paid enough for this drama."
Wear it with pride. Or at least wear it until 5 PM
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability
- Double needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear
- Structurally supportive side seams
- Lightweight and breathable fabric composition
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.00 |
19.00 |
21.00 |
23.00 |
25.00 |
27.00 |
| Length, in |
25.50 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
28.50 |
29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
13.75 |
14.50 |
15.25 |
16.25 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
