Tired of having to arrange your face into an expression of "rapt attention" while Chad explains the blockchain for the seventh time? We've got you covered—literally. This hat is the ultimate corporate camouflage. It’s perfect for hiding your world-class eye-rolls, covering up stress-induced hair loss, or simply providing a shady sanctuary for a quick nap during that quarterly all-hands call. Part of the legendary 9-to-5 Survivor Collection, this hat serves as a stylish, low-brimmed shield against inter-office theatrics. After all, as the embroidered mantra reminds you, "I'm not paid enough for this drama."
It's not just a hat; it's a strategic career move.
Product features - Made with 100% cotton corduroy for durability and style. - Unstructured design featuring a low-profile crown for a relaxed look. - Adjustment snap closure with a gold-colored buckle for a customized fit. - Comfortable cotton twill sweatband for all-day wear. - Embroidered eyelets add a stylish touch and enhance breathability.
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
One size
Circumference, in
20.00 - 22.05
Height, in
5.98
Width, in
7.01
Panel height, in
2.99
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Big Accessories BA703, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
