Behold, the official uniform for your next "mandatory fun" team-building exercise or the meeting that absolutely should have been an email. This t-shirt is woven from 100% pure, unadulterated apathy and premium cotton, making it breathable enough to survive the stuffy conference room and soft enough to cry into during your lunch break. It’s a wearable billboard that silently screams what your soul has been whispering all day. As the latest masterpiece from our 9-to-5 Survivor Collection, it boldly declares to Karen from accounting and your micromanaging boss, "I'm not paid enough for this drama."
Wear it with pride. Or at least wear it until 5 PM.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and breathable feel.
- Features side seams for enhanced shape retention, ensuring longevity in wear.
- Ribbed knit collar helps maintain its structure and elasticity over time.
- Utilizes advanced printing techniques for vibrant colors and detailed designs on sleeves and labels.
- Ethically produced in humane conditions with sustainability certifications, making it a responsible choice.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
