Let's be honest, your corporate-approved "Can-Do Attitude" is running on fumes. The real engine chugging along behind that polite Zoom smile and those strategically worded emails is a far more potent, chaotic fuel source. Introducing the t-shirt that finally tells the truth: the "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts" tee.
This isn't just a piece of fabric; it's a mission statement. It’s the unspoken creed of every hero who has ever survived a "meeting that could have been an email." It’s a wearable warning label for your colleagues and a secret handshake for your fellow cubicle-bound warriors.
Fuel Source Breakdown:
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Caffeine: The socially acceptable stimulant that turns your morning grunts into coherent sentences. It’s the only thing standing between you and a full-on nap under your desk by 10:00 AM.
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Sarcasm: Your primary defense mechanism against buzzwords, team-building exercises, and anyone who says "Let's circle back on that." It’s the intellectual eye-roll that keeps you sane.
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Inappropriate Thoughts: The real creative work happening during the all-hands budget meeting. It's the silent, internal monologue that should probably never, ever be shared on the company Slack channel. It's the reason you have to mute yourself on calls when someone asks a truly baffling question.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elastic comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for lasting durability.
- Double needle hem reinforces edges for increased longevity.
- Side seams provide structural support and maintain shape.
- Crafted from ringspun cotton for utmost softness.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.00 |
19.00 |
21.00 |
23.00 |
25.00 |
27.00 |
| Length, in |
25.50 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
28.50 |
29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
13.75 |
14.50 |
15.25 |
16.25 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
