Let's be honest, your corporate-approved "Can-Do Attitude" is running on fumes. The real engine chugging along behind that polite Zoom smile and those strategically worded emails is a far more potent, chaotic fuel source. Introducing the t-shirt that finally tells the truth: the "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts" tee.
This isn't just a piece of fabric; it's a mission statement. It’s the unspoken creed of every hero who has ever survived a "meeting that could have been an email." It’s a wearable warning label for your colleagues and a secret handshake for your fellow cubicle-bound warriors.
Fuel Source Breakdown:
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Caffeine: The socially acceptable stimulant that turns your morning grunts into coherent sentences. It’s the only thing standing between you and a full-on nap under your desk by 10:00 AM.
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Sarcasm: Your primary defense mechanism against buzzwords, team-building exercises, and anyone who says "Let's circle back on that." It’s the intellectual eye-roll that keeps you sane.
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Inappropriate Thoughts: The real creative work happening during the all-hands budget meeting. It's the silent, internal monologue that should probably never, ever be shared on the company Slack channel. It's the reason you have to mute yourself on calls when someone asks a truly baffling question.
Product features
- Side seams enhance durability and maintain shape.
- Elastic ribbed collar ensures longevity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes garment structure.
- Vibrant, detailed printing techniques used for sleeves and labels.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
