I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts | Enamel Mug

Introducing our Enamel Mug, perfect for those who love the great indoors—specifically, the fluorescent-lit purgatory of Conference Room B. Forget the "warm and inviting vibe" of a cozy campfire; this mug radiates the sheer, unadulterated will to survive another pointless meeting.

This isn't for "camping trips" or "outdoor picnics." This is your emotional support vessel for navigating the treacherous landscape of back-to-back Zoom calls. Every sip isn't a "mini getaway"; it's a desperate gulp of caffeinated courage that helps you nod convincingly while Gary from Marketing explains "synergistic brand alignment" for the fifth time.

Let's redefine its ideal uses:

• Marathon Monday Morning Meetings: The only thing keeping your eyes open.
• Hunched Over Your Desk Lunch: Makes your sad salad feel slightly less pathetic.
• A Relaxing Evening by the Fire: The warm, soul-searing glow of your laptop screen as you answer emails at 10 PM.

Stop trying to "celebrate the joys of life" between 9 AM and 5 PM. Just try to survive. This mug won't brighten your occasion, but it will make enduring it slightly more tolerable.

Product features
- Durable stainless steel with an enamel finish—resistant to rust, staining, and corrosion.
- Vibrant colors created using advanced printing techniques for bright, eye-catching designs.
- Compact size of 12oz (0.35 l) makes it perfect for outdoor adventures or cozy home use.
- Lightweight design allows for easy portability on camping trips or hikes.
- Lead and BPA-free materials ensure safe drinking without harmful chemicals.

Care instructions
- Hand wash only

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Hand wash only