You know the feeling. It's 10 AM. You're on your second cup of coffee, but you're in that meeting. The one with the endless agenda and the person who loves the sound of their own voice. You take a sip of your coffee, and it hits you: this magical brew isn't going to be enough. It needs its own coffee.
This shirt is for you.
Part of our sarcastic 9-to-5 Survivor Collection, this Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee is your uniform for corporate survival. Its relaxed vibe is effortless, just like your feigned interest in Q4 projections. The fit is roomy enough to hide your existential dread and drapes beautifully as you lean back and wonder why this wasn't just an email.
It's the perfect passive-aggressive piece for Casual Friday, a thoughtful gift for the coworker who shares your eye-rolls, and a cozy companion for "working" from the couch. Embrace the comfort and style that resonates with your caffeine-fueled spirit.
Product features - 100% cotton for solid colors; Athletic Heather blend for softness - Relaxed fit featuring dropped shoulders for added comfort - Durable double needle stitching around edges - Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a superior feel - Medium fabric weight ensures a cozy yet breathable experience
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
