Is your daily motivation fueled by spreadsheets, lukewarm coffee, and the dream of one day replacing "urgent" emails with "urgent" naps? We get it. Announce your true professional ambition without saying a word in our "Career Goal: Retire" tee. This shirt is crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated "over-it-ness" (and also soft, breathable cotton) to keep you comfortable while you count down the minutes to 5 o'clock... and the decades to retirement. It’s the official uniform for navigating pointless meetings and mastering the art of looking busy.
Part of the 9-to-5 Survivor Collection: Wear it as a badge of honor.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Shoulder tape for added durability and support.
- Double-needle stitching enhances longevity.
- Side seams provide structural support and shape.
- Lightweight fabric ensures comfort throughout the day.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.00 |
19.00 |
21.00 |
23.00 |
25.00 |
27.00 |
| Length, in |
25.50 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
28.50 |
29.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
13.75 |
14.50 |
15.25 |
16.25 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
