Is your daily motivation fueled by spreadsheets, lukewarm coffee, and the dream of one day replacing "urgent" emails with "urgent" naps? We get it. Announce your true professional ambition without saying a word in our "Career Goal: Retire" tee. This shirt is crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated "over-it-ness" (and also soft, breathable cotton) to keep you comfortable while you count down the minutes to 5 o'clock... and the decades to retirement. It’s the official uniform for navigating pointless meetings and mastering the art of looking busy.
Part of the 9-to-5 Survivor Collection: Wear it as a badge of honor.
Product features
- Lightweight and breathable 100% Airlume cotton fabric for comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar that retains its shape for a polished look.
- Durable side seams that help maintain the tee's structure over time.
- Vibrant printing techniques ensure detailed designs on sleeves and labels.
- Tear-away label for added comfort and minimal skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
